Pan paused for a moment and then snorted into his martini. "Oh, please, Apollo," he said. "You don't think I actually invited Zeus did you? Everyone else, mind, but not Captain Thunderpants."

He fished out his olive and popped it in his mouth, raising his brows. "But if he should gate-crash, that might be interesting," he said. This was his domain, Pan thought, and Zeus might find himself less all-powerful in Arcadia.